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discussWhen I'm in a dillema I always imagine my conscience is a British man with a voice similar to Gordon Ramsay's shouting stuff like "Fucking get it together!" at me. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 215 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-14 05.47.28 in Misc

discussIn games like HL2 where the character you play as doesn't speak; I respond to the NPCs out loud. Me too! Not me!
247 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-07 07.07.28 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
163 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussI make silly faces of surprise or agony when I'm pooping, and pretend it's causing me horrible, shocking pain. If I'm alone in the house, I scream, too. It keeps me amused. Me too! Not me!
96 other people do this 357 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-01 12.14.08 in Misc

discussA few years ago I created a secret phrase so that in the future if I have to send someone back to the past to meet me I can tell him the secret phrase so my past me cooperates immediately. Me too! Not me!
104 other people do this 208 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-27 22.07.28 in Misc

discussI oftenly activate "animal mode" when at the bottom of my stairwell. When in animal mode I scale my staircase on both my hands and feet and when I reach the top I execute a flawless tactical roll into my room where I then masturbate profusely. Me too! Not me!
348 other people do this 403 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-24 10.47.28 in Sex

discussI set a time on the microwave then run to the bathroom, piss, and run back and see if I got back before the time ended. Me too! Not me!
638 other people do this 185 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-20 23.27.28 in Misc

discussIf I turn off a light behind me I run like a mother fucker to prevent the shadow demon from getting me. Me too! Not me!
1074 other people do this 236 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-18 15.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever theres a crack in the window or spots of dirt on it when I'm in a car I always pretend it's some random object and I make it crash into people/things by moving my head or I make it avoid people/things depending on how I'm feeling that day. Me too! Not me!
277 other people do this 184 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-15 04.34.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm on a bus or something along those lines and I'm listening to music, I always feel as if the PA system is going to suddenly turn on and it'll be playing my music. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 224 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby NYGrl28 on 2010-10-12 21.00.48 in Misc