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discussWhen I eat pretzels I like to nibble off all the salt before I eat it. Me too! Not me!
173 other people do this 157 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-16 01.02.37 in Misc

discussWhen I walk on sidewalks, I try not to step on any cracks. Me too! Not me!
693 other people do this 154 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-21 03.28.09 in Misc

discussWhen Im in my bed, I have to have all of my limbs in the bed or else I think something is going to jump up and bite them off. Me too! Not me!
485 other people do this 126 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-11-21 21.50.00 in Misc

discussWhen I'm going on holiday on a plane, I always imagine the plane crashing on a desert island and a 'Lost' scenario unfolding. I look around at the surrounding passengers to judge who would or wouldn't be able to cope/survive. Me too! Not me!
632 other people do this 987 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-27 03.43.27 in Misc

discussI poop standing up. Also, if I'm taking what I think will be an epic poop, I take off my shirt. I can't stand pooping without pants or underwear around my ankles though. Me too! Not me!
35 other people do this 414 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-25 18.18.10 in Misc

discussWhen I'm in the passenger seat of a car I play a sort of guitar hero by tapping my feet along with the lines on the street. Me too! Not me!
369 other people do this 886 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-09-14 07.30.17 in Misc

discussI don't look in the bathroom mirror if I have to get up to pee at night. I don't want to see somebody stand behind me. Me too! Not me!
215 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-08 20.22.41 in Misc

discussWhenever I need to get somewhere fast I always try to outrun my shadow and use benches and lamp posts to dodge it. I can never seem to get away. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 310 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-02 19.32.00 in Misc

discussEverytime I masturbate I need to take a piss afterwards. Me too! Not me!
1092 other people do this 469 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-09-07 07.22.45 in Sex

discussAfter I fart I always feel I have to run to the bathroom and wipe my ass just to make sure nothing came out. Me too! Not me!
95 other people do this 532 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-07-16 09.22.00 in Misc

discussI'm afraid of heights not because I'm afraid I'll fall, but because I'm afraid I'll jump. Nothing to do with being suicidal, I just have this weird urge to hurl myself into the air every time I'm at the edge of anything high up, even though I don't actually want to. Me too! Not me!
344 other people do this 189 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-14 23.19.00 in Misc

discussWhen I am walking to my car at night I sometimes imagine werewolves are running toward me in the dark and I have to get into the car before they get to me. Me too! Not me!
328 other people do this 219 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-27 17.47.37 in Misc

discussI love smelling the tips of my fingers. To hide myself doing it in public, I pretend I'm itching my nose. Me too! Not me!
99 other people do this 186 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-10-20 00.12.53 in Misc

discussWhen I masturbate I must masturbate for 35 minutes. I use a timer and do not let myself finish until 35 minutes has elapsed. Every time I masturbate. Me too! Not me!
29 other people do this 1008 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-09 09.18.11 in Sex

discussWhen I'm showering and I close my eyes to wash my face I always fear that some scary face will be right in front of me when I open my eyes again. Me too! Not me!
661 other people do this 250 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-09 23.58.47 in Misc

discussWhenever I eat icecream and its too cold I idiotically blow on it as if it was hot and I was trying to cool it down. Me too! Not me!
370 other people do this 243 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-26 19.14.12 in Misc

discussI wash my testicles in the sink. Me too! Not me!
151 other people do this 1166 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-07 17.23.37 in Nasty

discussThis is a morning ritual that I need to share with the world. It is called "The Terminator". First, you must crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing that I am either Arnold or the guy from the second movie, but more than often Arnold. I start to hum the terminator theme first quietly in my head and then continue to build up the hum so those outdoors of the shower might be wondering if a terminator is near. Then I slowly rise to a standing position, crack my joints, and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. If im feeling like a big time badass, I'll step out the shower completly nude, scanning people around me and then ask them for their clothes. Me too! Not me!
50 other people do this 420 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-09-22 01.00.48 in Misc

discussWhen I put on makeup in the morning, I talk to myself in the mirror as though I were filming a makeup tutorial to put on youtube. Me too! Not me!
47 other people do this 169 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-09-17 14.14.18 in Misc

discussI collect my scabs and dead skin in a little box. I've tried to break this habit three times, with no luck. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 1429 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-17 19.56.18 in Nasty

discussSometimes in class, I'll get the urge to burst out in song. Then I think of all the judgmental stares I'd get, and I get embarrassed. Me too! Not me!
350 other people do this 281 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Bloobs on 2013-09-22 07.26.54 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI can not poop in a public restroom if another person or people are in there because I don't want them to hear me fart and in case it smells. Me too! Not me!
1154 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby anonymous82 on 2014-11-11 07.39.16 in Misc

discussIf I go somewhere and don't remember if I locked my car door or not, when I come back to my car (which is locked) I still suspect someone might be in it and I check the back seats. Me too! Not me!
283 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-01 05.01.44 in Misc

discussWhenever I go to the bathroom I turn away any medicine cabinet mirrors or move something so that no mirrors are visible to me while I'm on the toilet. Even if they aren't reflecting me. Me too! Not me!
85 other people do this 365 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-28 06.07.24 in Misc

discussDue to an odd paranoia of things like flies or whatever landing on my food while I eat, I lightly shake my spoon, fork, knife, or finger near the food between bites untill I'm finished. Me too! Not me!
76 other people do this 420 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-17 18.30.32 in Misc