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discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 37 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussIf I'm near a streetlight that goes off, I'll sometimes clap twice as if that light is on a clapper. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 222 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-16 14.48.05 in Misc

discussWhen I'm going on holiday on a plane, I always imagine the plane crashing on a desert island and a 'Lost' scenario unfolding. I look around at the surrounding passengers to judge who would or wouldn't be able to cope/survive. Me too! Not me!
635 other people do this 989 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-27 03.43.27 in Misc

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1540 other people do this 112 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussWhen I have a close call, most often while driving and I nearly have an accident, I wonder for the next few hours if I actually died in the accident and now I am like one of those guys in the movies that think they are alive, but they're really dead. Me too! Not me!
212 other people do this 311 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-02-02 09.56.23 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm in a work meeting or in a class and someone is giving a presentation and bombing it, I get so absolutely uncomfortable that I get sweaty or I usually excuse myself from the room. I can't stand watching someone suffer like that. Me too! Not me!
239 other people do this 159 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-07-07 16.38.24 in Work

discussI have debilitating sneezing fits in the shower, all I can do is stand there sneezing. My roommates find it entertaining to keep count. So far my highscore is 23. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-14 21.22.12 in Misc

discussI save all my belly button lint. No one knows about it. It's just something random my girlfriend started telling me to do. I didnt take it seriously until I saw how big the ball of it was getting. Now its like a pet I have to feed. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 908 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-08 12.39.40 in Misc

discussIf I see dried glue caked on a table, I always attempt to pick it off. Something about it is so satisfying. Me too! Not me!
785 other people do this 63 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-04 03.01.31 in Misc

discussWhen I'm about to eat I take my knife, stare at my food and say angrily "Im gonna CUT YOU!". Me too! Not me!
61 other people do this 417 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Tony on 2010-09-27 19.54.08 in Misc

discussEvery time I take a shower I pee upwards and see how high I can make it up the shower curtain. Me too! Not me!
90 other people do this 508 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-05-12 01.47.58 in Nasty

discussWhen I walk down a hallway with regularly spaced windows, I vary my speed so a sniper can't time my arrival at the next window. Me too! Not me!
113 other people do this 273 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-07-08 07.36.35 in Work

discussIf I'm singing along to music and someone enters the room I start singing increasingly out of tune on purpose. I don't know why, but I just do. Me too! Not me!
323 other people do this 280 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-09 01.43.24 in Misc

discussWhenever I eat icecream and its too cold I idiotically blow on it as if it was hot and I was trying to cool it down. Me too! Not me!
372 other people do this 245 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-26 19.14.12 in Misc

discussWhen I'm driving on the highway at night I pick a car to drive behind so I can use their headlights to see further ahead. I will stay behind them until someone driving faster passes and then follow them. Me too! Not me!
249 other people do this 382 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-11-06 00.55.34 in Misc

discussWhenever I walk down the street I always pay attention to my surroundings, specifically looking for things I could use as a weapon. Me too! Not me!
550 other people do this 178 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby super_pete_ on 2011-04-06 12.39.08 in Misc

discussI lock the toilet door even when I'm home alone so I won't be caught by surprise with my pants down when someone breaks into the house. Me too! Not me!
231 other people do this 188 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-24 02.18.30 in Misc

discussWhen ever I go to poop I only sit on my right butt cheek, never letting the left cheek touch the toilet lid. Me too! Not me!
25 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby St.Looney on 2015-05-14 23.36.49 in Nasty

discussSometimes in class, I'll get the urge to burst out in song. Then I think of all the judgmental stares I'd get, and I get embarrassed. Me too! Not me!
350 other people do this 282 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Bloobs on 2013-09-22 07.26.54 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I go out of bed at midnight to pee or get a snack/drink I always walk very silently and 'clear' every room while pretending I hold a gun in front of me. Me too! Not me!
197 other people do this 203 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-25 19.34.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI tap my chips like a cigarette as I eat them. I do this with several other non smokeable objects too. Me too! Not me!
165 other people do this 537 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-02 23.02.58 in Misc

discussI like to turn my TV on mute and mouth what the characters are saying out loud. More than often it's racist giving every Asian I see that iconic South Park Asian man voice. Me too! Not me!
117 other people do this 410 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-12-04 16.08.58 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhenever I chew, I always have to chew an even amount on each side. 3 chews on the right = 3 chews on the left. Me too! Not me!
20 other people do this 59 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-06-28 01.03.57 in Misc

discussWhenever I go to the toilet with a magazine and there's a celebrity looking back at me, I have to flip it over before I wipe my butt. Me too! Not me!
313 other people do this 1537 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-14 07.32.52 in Nasty

discussWhen I take a shit I have to roll toilet paper around my whole hand because I don't want my hand touching anything anywhere near that area. Me too! Not me!
336 other people do this 891 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby djstram on 2013-03-09 00.57.02 in Sports/Hobbies