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discussI can not poop in a public restroom if another person or people are in there because I don't want them to hear me fart and in case it smells. Me too! Not me!
1164 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby anonymous82 on 2014-11-11 07.39.16 in Misc

discussWhenever someone is telling me a story that they have already told me, I respond in exactly the same way I did the first time to see if they notice. They rarely do. Me too! Not me!
515 other people do this 152 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-04 21.32.16 in Misc

discussWhen I walk, I pretend there's 'poo' on the bottom of my shoe and that I have to get equal amounts of it on the bottom of each shoe. I achieve this by stamping harder on each shoe or stepping twice with the same foot if I think the amounts are unequal. Getting it precise is impossible so when it becomes too much I do the same except wiping the 'poo' off until there is not more hypothetical 'poo' on either shoe. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 577 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-04-16 14.22.21 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhenever I cant finish taking my shit in a timely matter, I mount both my feet on the bowl and squat. The procces goes much faster. Me too! Not me!
128 other people do this 511 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-12 08.18.24 in Nasty

discussSometimes when I'm in the car as it is raining I like to pick out two random raindrops and watch them "race" down the wind shield and see who the winner is. Me too! Not me!
1361 other people do this 109 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-12 07.14.59 in Misc

discussIf I see dried glue caked on a table, I always attempt to pick it off. Something about it is so satisfying. Me too! Not me!
785 other people do this 63 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-04 03.01.31 in Misc

discussI blow my nose when taking a dump to help it come out faster. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 06.26.57 in Nasty

discussWhen I'm playing a game I'm constantly creating save games and re-play certain parts 3/4 times untill I am satisfied with the outcome (not being detected, not taking damage, etc) even if I prevailed in the previous attempts. Any choice that I make in chats with NPC's I consider final though, I don't even try alternative endings as I feel the end of the story is my initial choice. Me too! Not me!
140 other people do this 263 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby itsme on 2011-09-02 18.08.38 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI try to see if I can hold my breath for the entire time I drive through a tunnel. Even if it's super short. Me too! Not me!
880 other people do this 587 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-02-25 20.17.44 in Misc

discussWhen I walk past speakers (in malls, on campus or wherever) and there's bass-heavy music playing, I walk to the beat and strut my stuff. Because I'm clearly a supermodel on a runway with music blaring just for me. Me too! Not me!
377 other people do this 327 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-04-01 18.06.22 in Misc

discussWhenever someone tells me it's their birthday I always tell them "wow same day as Hitler!". Me too! Not me!
101 other people do this 1075 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-11 04.04.11 in Misc

discussWhen I'm cooking something I pretend im the host of some cooking channel. Me too! Not me!
307 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-18 20.54.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussNo matter where I am, if there is a mirror or something that can reflect my image I will continually, for no real reason, look at my self. I'm either a bird or narcissistic. Me too! Not me!
683 other people do this 166 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-16 00.20.01 in Misc

discussWhen I press the jump button in a video game, I tend to bounce in my seat to help my character along. Me too! Not me!
618 other people do this 127 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-27 22.06.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI save all my belly button lint. No one knows about it. It's just something random my girlfriend started telling me to do. I didnt take it seriously until I saw how big the ball of it was getting. Now its like a pet I have to feed. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 907 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-08 12.39.40 in Misc

discussI still write 2012 all the time when writing the date. It's now 2015. Me too! Not me!
87 other people do this 264 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-30 00.02.54 in Misc

discussMy boyfriend takes his guitar into the bathroom while he shits, then plays me his shit melody when he comes out. Me too! Not me!
37 other people do this 611 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby MIWN0102 on 2013-12-25 04.48.26 in Misc

discussI often type out random words in my mind to see if they are of equal distribution on each side of a keyboard. For instance, the word "trip" is equal on the keyboard. I have now memorized whether or not hundreds of words are equal or not. WTF. Me too! Not me!
69 other people do this 616 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-20 03.01.34 in Misc

discussWhen I'm alone smoking at night on my porch, I pick one star to focus on and I see how long I can go on staring at it without blinking. My record is 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Me too! Not me!
103 other people do this 506 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-30 03.39.04 in Misc

discussWhenever I walk on old, wooden floorboards, I make a scraping sound at the back of my throat. Me too! Not me!
41 other people do this 477 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Catweazel on 2012-01-28 05.12.36 in Misc

discussWhenever I need to get somewhere fast I always try to outrun my shadow and use benches and lamp posts to dodge it. I can never seem to get away. Me too! Not me!
63 other people do this 311 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-06-02 19.32.00 in Misc

discussWhen I'm done in the bathroom and accidentally turn the light off before I open the door I panic slightly as I can't find the doorknob for a half second and I stand in complete darkness. Me too! Not me!
732 other people do this 375 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-08-30 02.06.51 in Misc

discussWhen I'm alone in the house, and I'm on the internet, I have to have the TV on. But not watch it, just to make me feel like I'm not alone. Me too! Not me!
1305 other people do this 294 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-29 03.01.26 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI have vivid, steamy fantasies of wearing a strap on and banging my boyfriend silly. Once I get one, he's in for it! Me too! Not me!
159 other people do this 477 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby KLouise on 2012-01-27 03.08.03 in Sex

discussWhen I am in bed next to my spouse (who I love dearly), I don't like him to face my direction while he sleeps. I can't stand the light breathing sound or the way it feels. Sometimes it drives me so crazy that I will nudge him to roll over or will try to put pillows between us. Me too! Not me!
224 other people do this 102 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-29 07.22.34 in Misc