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discussWhen I am talking to an unintelligent person, I subconsciously imagine the words that they are saying being typed out. Everything is in lower case letters and they always use the improper forms of words like "there" or "your". Also, they abbreviate things, I.E. "u", "r", "2". Me too! Not me!
99 other people do this 206 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-09 05.48.23 in Misc

discussWhen I'm cooking something I pretend im the host of some cooking channel. Me too! Not me!
307 other people do this 174 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-18 20.54.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I am driving in a car at the back seat, I always imagine a huge lawn mower hanging at the right side of our car, mowing all the trees and everything that is there. Me too! Not me!
154 other people do this 448 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-14 21.25.13 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen ever I go to poop I only sit on my right butt cheek, never letting the left cheek touch the toilet lid. Me too! Not me!
25 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby St.Looney on 2015-05-14 23.36.49 in Nasty

discussSometime when I poop I pretend I am giving birth to a baby and all my family is around me. Me too! Not me!
31 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Annoymous on 2015-11-11 23.25.53 in Nasty

discussWhen showering, I apply shower gel to my torso, and slowly extend my arm in an attempt to create a huge flat soap bubble film stretching from torso to arm. Me too! Not me!
315 other people do this 428 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-05-10 12.51.49 in Misc

discussWhen I press the jump button in a video game, I tend to bounce in my seat to help my character along. Me too! Not me!
618 other people do this 127 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-27 22.06.08 in Sports/Hobbies

discussIf I'm watching tv by myself, I sometimes make witty jokes to the screen. I'll then find myself hilarious and laugh out loud. Me too! Not me!
1437 other people do this 631 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-02 05.22.51 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen peeing in the toilet, I pee on the inside of the bowl just above the water so that it doesn't splatter and is also more quiet. Me too! Not me!
287 other people do this 92 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-06 22.58.13 in Misc

discussI've never done any of the things mentioned here because I've never thought of them. Now they are all in my head and I continuously find myself performing these bizarre tasks. Me too! Not me!
452 other people do this 320 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-02 20.02.56 in Misc

discussEven though I live by myself, I always lock the bathroom door when I go to the bathroom. Me too! Not me!
840 other people do this 1065 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Lumen on 2012-11-14 22.48.35 in Misc

discussWhenever I eat icecream and its too cold I idiotically blow on it as if it was hot and I was trying to cool it down. Me too! Not me!
372 other people do this 245 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-26 19.14.12 in Misc

discussWhen I take a shit I rest my forearms underneath my breast and squeeze as if me squeezing helps me shit. Me too! Not me!
257 other people do this 611 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-17 09.08.47 in Nasty

discussWhen I am in a public place and need to fart, I cough real loud to mask the noise. Me too! Not me!
124 other people do this 203 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-23 07.33.09 in Misc

discussI never wash my face and I don't see the point of doing so. Me too! Not me!
142 other people do this 313 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-03 01.52.47 in Nasty

discussI talk to misbehaving inanimate objects when they act up like: "Fuck you garbage disposal, just fuck you." Me too! Not me!
1540 other people do this 112 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-09 16.54.08 in Misc

discussWhen driving alone, I imagine myself to be like some kind of hitman and follow a random car for a few miles. Me too! Not me!
201 other people do this 299 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby zenki on 2011-10-12 12.18.54 in Misc

discussSometimes when I'm in the car as it is raining I like to pick out two random raindrops and watch them "race" down the wind shield and see who the winner is. Me too! Not me!
1361 other people do this 109 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-12 07.14.59 in Misc

discussWhen I am using the stall in a public bathroom, I don't like to piss/crap when there are other people in the room. So I often hold it until they leave. Just the thought of somebody hearing me relieve myself disturbs me. Me too! Not me!
975 other people do this 168 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-12 08.29.17 in Misc

discussBefore I take a shit I toss some toilet paper into the bowl so the water wont splash my cheeks. Me too! Not me!
524 other people do this 397 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-06-07 21.32.49 in Misc

discussWhenever I listen to a good tune in the bus I imagine everyone standing up and dancing to it. Me too! Not me!
350 other people do this 637 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Lou on 2013-02-06 03.31.33 in Misc

discussI poop standing up. Also, if I'm taking what I think will be an epic poop, I take off my shirt. I can't stand pooping without pants or underwear around my ankles though. Me too! Not me!
35 other people do this 416 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-25 18.18.10 in Misc

discussWhenever I go to the toilet with a magazine and there's a celebrity looking back at me, I have to flip it over before I wipe my butt. Me too! Not me!
313 other people do this 1537 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-14 07.32.52 in Nasty

discussWhen I'm reading a novel and a character makes an unusual gesture or facial expression, I feel compelled to do the same gesture or make the face the way it's described in the book. Me too! Not me!
461 other people do this 75 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-06-28 08.14.18 in Misc