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discussSometimes I talk out loud to myself so that just in case I'm in a movie, the viewers will know what I'm thinking. Me too! Not me!
326 other people do this 311 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-29 19.26.58 in Misc

discussIf I see my dog taking a shit when I look out of my window, I always tap on the glass. I lol hard when he looks. Me too! Not me!
224 other people do this 211 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-22 07.41.11 in Animals/Pets

discussIf I turn off a light behind me I run like a mother fucker to prevent the shadow demon from getting me. Me too! Not me!
1074 other people do this 236 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-18 15.54.08 in Misc

discussWhenever I take a piss and I see 'stains' in the toilet I use my God gifted power of peeing while standing to clean the toilet. Me too! Not me!
885 other people do this 394 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-04 23.31.56 in Nasty

discussSometimes when I do something stupid when I'm all by myself I have a strange feeling that someone is watching me, so I will talk out loud to them and say: "hope you enjoyed that". Me too! Not me!
106 other people do this 168 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-10-12 19.08.53 in Misc

discussI put things in a very specific spot, such as my computer mouse, and I make a mental note of it, that way, when I come back later, I can make sure it's still in the same spot and nobody touched it. Even if it did move, I never investigate who might have touched it, or why. I just want to know that they touched it. Me too! Not me!
263 other people do this 162 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 11.13.42 in Work

discussWhen having sex I always have POV porn running through my head instead of paying attention to whats actually happening. Even if its the same thing. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 380 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-25 15.18.59 in Sex

discussI save all my belly button lint. No one knows about it. It's just something random my girlfriend started telling me to do. I didnt take it seriously until I saw how big the ball of it was getting. Now its like a pet I have to feed. Me too! Not me!
27 other people do this 908 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-01-08 12.39.40 in Misc

discussWhen I am using the stall in a public bathroom, I don't like to piss/crap when there are other people in the room. So I often hold it until they leave. Just the thought of somebody hearing me relieve myself disturbs me. Me too! Not me!
975 other people do this 168 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-12 08.29.17 in Misc

discussWhen I'm alone in the house, and I'm on the internet, I have to have the TV on. But not watch it, just to make me feel like I'm not alone. Me too! Not me!
1305 other people do this 294 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-29 03.01.26 in Sports/Hobbies

discussI'm afraid of heights not because I'm afraid I'll fall, but because I'm afraid I'll jump. Nothing to do with being suicidal, I just have this weird urge to hurl myself into the air every time I'm at the edge of anything high up, even though I don't actually want to. Me too! Not me!
356 other people do this 198 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-14 23.19.00 in Misc

discussMy boyfriend takes his guitar into the bathroom while he shits, then plays me his shit melody when he comes out. Me too! Not me!
37 other people do this 611 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby MIWN0102 on 2013-12-25 04.48.26 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm telling someone off in my head I do it in the voice of Dr. Cox from Scrubs, with the elongated syllables and everything. Me too! Not me!
98 other people do this 234 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-03-05 03.07.42 in Misc

discussWhenever I walk down the street I always pay attention to my surroundings, specifically looking for things I could use as a weapon. Me too! Not me!
550 other people do this 178 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby super_pete_ on 2011-04-06 12.39.08 in Misc

discussSometimes my friends and I take our bra straps and pull them up and down so our boobs shake. Me too! Not me!
75 other people do this 220 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-17 20.09.06 in Misc

discussWhen I am in a car I've picked up the habbit of blinking after every street light I pass. Me too! Not me!
140 other people do this 778 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-16 23.33.57 in Misc

discussWhen I'm finished paying the automated checkout machine in the supermarket and have my receipt, I (always) struggle to gather all the stuff and take it off the platform before the voice says "Please take your items." Me too! Not me!
310 other people do this 124 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-13 10.08.55 in Misc

discussI cannot be on my phone while pooping. I don't want to see the faces of anyone I know on social media because it feels like they're watching me take a shit. I can't text or be on the phone, either. Me too! Not me!
17 other people do this 15 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2018-05-23 05.55.26 in Misc

discussSometimes when I'm by myself I try to 'use the force' on objects, just in case it works. Me too! Not me!
1285 other people do this 866 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-12 02.56.18 in Misc

discussWhen peeing in the toilet, I pee on the inside of the bowl just above the water so that it doesn't splatter and is also more quiet. Me too! Not me!
287 other people do this 92 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-06 22.58.13 in Misc

discussWhen driving past people riding their bike in the street I have always thought about opening my door to hit them as i drive by. Me too! Not me!
269 other people do this 127 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby St.Looney on 2015-05-14 23.45.49 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm walking in public and I'm on the way to a shop and suddenly realize I'm walking the wrong way I don't want to look silly by turning around, so I look at my phone and pretend to be reading a message from someone telling me to come back, then I quickly walk the other way as if someone is waiting for me. Me too! Not me!
1236 other people do this 297 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-01-06 14.20.18 in Misc

discussWhen showering, I apply shower gel to my torso, and slowly extend my arm in an attempt to create a huge flat soap bubble film stretching from torso to arm. Me too! Not me!
315 other people do this 428 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-05-10 12.51.49 in Misc

discussWhen I'm going on holiday on a plane, I always imagine the plane crashing on a desert island and a 'Lost' scenario unfolding. I look around at the surrounding passengers to judge who would or wouldn't be able to cope/survive. Me too! Not me!
635 other people do this 989 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-10-27 03.43.27 in Misc

discussWhenever I see two vehicles going opposite directions on a two-lane road, I imagine them exploding in a horrifying crash when they reach the same point going head-on. Me too! Not me!
418 other people do this 340 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-04 04.49.34 in Misc