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discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 125 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets

discussI tap my chips like a cigarette as I eat them. I do this with several other non smokeable objects too. Me too! Not me!
165 other people do this 537 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-02 23.02.58 in Misc

discussI set a time on the microwave then run to the bathroom, piss, and run back and see if I got back before the time ended. Me too! Not me!
638 other people do this 185 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-10-20 23.27.28 in Misc

discussWhen I poop I have to take one leg out of my pants so the poop comes out easier. Me too! Not me!
49 other people do this 380 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-28 08.22.41 in Animals/Pets

discussWhenever I fart I have a vivid mental image of my anal sphincter opening up and gas passing through it. Me too! Not me!
130 other people do this 441 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-13 04.14.08 in Nasty

discussWhen I am in a car I've picked up the habbit of blinking after every street light I pass. Me too! Not me!
140 other people do this 778 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-16 23.33.57 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm around a loud eater, and they cant seem to comprehend chewing with their mouth closed, I picture myself kicking them in the chin. Me too! Not me!
505 other people do this 252 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-06-26 02.56.58 in Misc

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
163 other people do this 471 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussSometimes I eat while I am shitting so it seems like it's going right through and out the bottom like a magic trick. Me too! Not me!
164 other people do this 1475 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-07-23 05.56.54 in Misc

discussEverytime I walk through an automatic door I wave my hand and act like I made it open with my Jesus powers Me too! Not me!
415 other people do this 231 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-04 08.49.56 in Misc

discussI can not poop in a public restroom if another person or people are in there because I don't want them to hear me fart and in case it smells. Me too! Not me!
1164 other people do this 301 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby anonymous82 on 2014-11-11 07.39.16 in Misc

discussWhenever I'm playing a game on my computer and I look around a corner to see if there's an enemy coming, I try to look around it in real life too. Me too! Not me!
604 other people do this 482 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-02-18 18.35.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussIn art class, whenever we use charcoal, I absolutely HAVE to wipe some on my face. That way people know I'm in art, and it makes me feel like a real artist. Me too! Not me!
188 other people do this 509 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-28 23.10.40 in Misc

discussWhen walking somewhere that is quiet and deserted I like to pretend the Zombie apocolypse has started. So you have to stay as quiet as possible while trying to reach your destination. This is more authentic if you don't run into anybody at all during the walk. There is a very old graveyard I walk the dog through on weekdays which is perfect for this. Me too! Not me!
122 other people do this 177 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2015-06-02 11.35.49 in Misc

discussI always always think about other girls when having sex. At least for 50% of the time. It's like I never remember doing half of it with one person untill I meet the next one. Me too! Not me!
81 other people do this 335 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 09.27.04 in Sex

discussMcDonalds has to be eaten in this order: all fries THEN burger THEN drink. Me too! Not me!
161 other people do this 240 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby jafar on 2015-05-29 16.40.57 in Misc

discussI frequently check my phone for the time and then put it away only to realize I have no idea what the time is because I wasn't paying attention. I then check it again. Sometimes this happens multiple times in a row. Me too! Not me!
3230 other people do this 137 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-11-16 20.53.12 in Misc

discussWhen ever I go to poop I only sit on my right butt cheek, never letting the left cheek touch the toilet lid. Me too! Not me!
25 other people do this 374 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby St.Looney on 2015-05-14 23.36.49 in Nasty

discussI've slept with a pacifier every night for the last 5 years since I could get a bigger one.. and I'm 17. Me too! Not me!
13 other people do this 724 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-01-31 08.10.09 in Misc

discussWhen snowboarding, I get a weird urge to jump off the chairlift as it gets to its highest point. Me too! Not me!
549 other people do this 584 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-02-16 22.30.21 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I sit down to use the toilet I wonder if a snake can come up out of the toilet and bite me. Me too! Not me!
720 other people do this 469 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-06-30 10.30.20 in Nasty

discussEvery time I go to the bathroom or to sleep, I have to check behind the toilet and all around the bathroom for CAMERAS. Especially when I'm not in my house. Me too! Not me!
115 other people do this 260 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-26 09.58.05 in Misc

discussWhenever I take a piss and I see 'stains' in the toilet I use my God gifted power of peeing while standing to clean the toilet. Me too! Not me!
885 other people do this 394 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-04 23.31.56 in Nasty

discussWhenever there's a shit smell, I worry that it was somehow me and I shat myself without realising or something (especially if other people can smell it and I can't). Me too! Not me!
417 other people do this 370 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-03 19.15.21 in Nasty

discussWhen I am driving in a car at the back seat, I always imagine a huge lawn mower hanging at the right side of our car, mowing all the trees and everything that is there. Me too! Not me!
154 other people do this 448 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-14 21.25.13 in Sports/Hobbies