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discussI have to blow on the inside of a glass before I can drink out of it. Me too! Not me!
276 other people do this 876 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-02-15 21.49.58 in Misc

discussIf I'm home alone I have to lock the bathroom door while I wash my face because I'm afraid that, while I've got my eyes closed, a murderer is going to come in, stand behind me, and wait until I look up and see them standing there. Me too! Not me!
24 other people do this 20 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2017-03-14 17.21.41 in Misc

discussWhenever the automated store checkout says "thank you for shopping" I always answer, "you're welcome". Me too! Not me!
165 other people do this 138 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-04-24 05.39.32 in Misc

discussWhenever I take a piss and I see 'stains' in the toilet I use my God gifted power of peeing while standing to clean the toilet. Me too! Not me!
880 other people do this 391 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-04 23.31.56 in Nasty

discussWhen having sex I always have POV porn running through my head instead of paying attention to whats actually happening. Even if its the same thing. Me too! Not me!
92 other people do this 379 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-25 15.18.59 in Sex

discussWhen I take a shit I have to roll toilet paper around my whole hand because I don't want my hand touching anything anywhere near that area. Me too! Not me!
335 other people do this 886 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby djstram on 2013-03-09 00.57.02 in Sports/Hobbies

discussMe and my cat play this game. When it's night out and she gets all into hunter-predator mode, I'll let her get a glimpse of me and then I'll quickly jump out of the way. Then she gets into her hunter crouch, and then pounces towards me. I'll also run around my living room and she'll chase me and try to catch me and she swats at my ankles with her paws. Me too! Not me!
368 other people do this 327 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2014-01-28 03.36.40 in Animals/Pets

discussWhenever there's a shit smell, I worry that it was somehow me and I shat myself without realising or something (especially if other people can smell it and I can't). Me too! Not me!
413 other people do this 365 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2013-09-03 19.15.21 in Nasty

discussEver since Modern Warfare 2 came out, whenever I see a plane/helicopter in the sky, I hold up my arms like I'm holding a stinger missile and make a series of beeps that start slow but speed up as I lock on. Me too! Not me!
69 other people do this 387 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-01 04.21.39 in Sports/Hobbies

discussWhen I shower I take the soap and lather up my chest, then press my arms to my chest and slowly pull them away to form a large bubble. I keep lathering up and bubbling for quite a while. Me too! Not me!
322 other people do this 646 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-12-01 19.16.51 in Misc

discussI sit down in the shower and when I'm haunched over I tuck my penis pointing up in between my thighs. Then I collect water in the valley that is created. When it gets full, I drop my penis-gate and the water rushes out and hits my feet. Me too! Not me!
162 other people do this 467 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-11-04 23.34.08 in Sex

discussWhenever I finish a shower I brush all the water from my body using my hands before I dry off with the towel. Me too! Not me!
678 other people do this 284 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-08-25 04.09.26 in Misc

discussWhen I put on makeup in the morning, I talk to myself in the mirror as though I were filming a makeup tutorial to put on youtube. Me too! Not me!
43 other people do this 164 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-09-17 14.14.18 in Misc

discussI worked in retail once and I still have the habbit of saying hello to everyone I pass. Me too! Not me!
256 other people do this 144 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-24 20.19.57 in Work

discussWhenever I'm in class I always imagine a gunman coming in and then me saving the whole class by beating the shit out of him with random objects around the room. Me too! Not me!
340 other people do this 228 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-03-07 07.55.39 in Animals/Pets

discussWhen I am driving and I see big rigs coming at me from the other direction I pretend that their hood is their nose, the windshield eyes and the headlights are nostrils. Some look scarier than others, like the ones that look like they are scowling or have two exhaust pipes that look like devils horns. Me too! Not me!
280 other people do this 514 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-08-09 01.47.01 in Misc

discussI wash my testicles in the sink. Me too! Not me!
150 other people do this 1158 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-07-07 17.23.37 in Nasty

discussWhenever I'm all alone in a street late at night or in the morning I like to think that the zombie apocalypse arrived and some random zombie is going to come out of nowhere. Me too! Not me!
543 other people do this 171 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2010-12-01 14.27.28 in Misc

discussWhen I am listing to music alone and one of my dogs comes over, I often start dancing with the dog, lifting its front paws, then I start singing whatever song I am listening to but replace key lyrics with my dogs name. Me too! Not me!
292 other people do this 124 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-01-23 01.59.30 in Animals/Pets

discussI blow my nose when taking a dump to help it come out faster. Me too! Not me!
62 other people do this 372 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2011-02-17 06.26.57 in Nasty

discussI have debilitating sneezing fits in the shower, all I can do is stand there sneezing. My roommates find it entertaining to keep count. So far my highscore is 23. Me too! Not me!
45 other people do this 470 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-02-14 21.22.12 in Misc

discussI always crave M&Ms after jerking off. Me too! Not me!
37 other people do this 1058 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-04-20 04.16.18 in Sex

discussI make car/driving noises (revving, squealing, etc.) while driving. Me too! Not me!
317 other people do this 430 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby nst101 on 2012-04-28 03.23.51 in Misc

discussEverytime I walk through an automatic door I wave my hand and act like I made it open with my Jesus powers Me too! Not me!
414 other people do this 230 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2012-03-04 08.49.56 in Misc

discussWhen peeing in the toilet, I pee on the inside of the bowl just above the water so that it doesn't splatter and is also more quiet. Me too! Not me!
277 other people do this 86 people think it's bizarrefacebooktwitterby Anonymous on 2015-05-06 22.58.13 in Misc